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Britney Spears Defeats Somali Pirates

30 Oct

Apparently Britney Spears is being used to drive away Somali Pirates on the high seas. No, not literally Britney Spears out there with a machine gun, but her loud, high-pitched, and tub-thumping pop music!  Music is the lifeblood of the human race and when used effectively, it can be used to bring an enemy to his knees. Kudos to the British Navy for thinking outside of the box to solve the fact that Somali Pirates aren’t afraid of guns and intimidating soldiers. They just really hate hearing ‘Oops I Did It Again” blasted on repeat. Imagine what would happen if they chose to play music by The Beebs; They would have The United Nations Security Council to deal with for breaches of the Geneva Convention. Haven’t seen Captain Phillips yet, but Britney Spears is coming out with a new album. It might be time that merchant ships adopt the British Navy’s defense system and purchase that album in bulk.

Britney Spears Defeats Somali Pirates

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