So you are drinking one of those frozen, artificially flavored blue concoctions from your friendly local gas station, and all of a sudden, brain freeze! Those are the worst, and they don’t always come from slurping your Slurpee too fast. Everyone has had that moment where their cranium ceases the firing of thoughts, and you are left with a lovely fish out of water look. Here is a list of actual labels that appear on consumer goods, that seem to recognize that brain freezes are becoming more common…or that everyone is just getting more daft.
On a bar of Dial soap: Use like regular soap.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging got a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On an American Airline packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a child’s superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
If only everything in life was spelled out so clearly, and on the comprehension level of a 3rd grader. Unfortunately, everyday life does not come with such blatant instructions, and we sometimes need help. At Search Solution Group, one of our missions is to get people through those brain freeze moments that come with job hunting. What to do, what to say, what to think; there are so many questions that we can provide friendly and helpful guidance for, so that you land the job. Even though it is not always as easy as opening a packet of airline peanuts, our enthusiastic and dedicated staff will help get you through your job hunt with as few glitches as possible. On the other hand, how fast you drink your brightly colored frozen treats is completely on you.
Gnozzo Knows 
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